Pet Peeved

The Call Me Maybe song.
Irregardless.
Legitly.
Anyways.
I could care less.
WAY. (seriously...notice how many times you say the word 'way' during normal conversation. Like it was WAY awesome.)
Misuse of they're, there, and their, affect and effect, loose and lose....
Basically ANY grammar error.
Grammer.
Actually. Because it sounds like my name when said quickly.
"I'm not gonna lie."
When the first thing out of EVERYONE'S mouth is, "Hi, how are you?" Face it, nobody really cares.
Exclamation points after every sentance!!
More than 5 exclamation points after something really not that exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Using more than one letter to make something look cuter. Smileyyyy.
Comic Sans.
Girls that get in a pool and try not to get their hair wet.
Girls who do their hair the same way every day of their life.
Nose and ear zits.
Nails that are too long.
Long hair on boys.
Low rider pants.
Skinny jeans.
People that wear glasses that don't really need them.
Hipsters.
Facebook status' that consist of countdowns, lyrics to songs, CRYPTIC ATTENTION SEEKING UPDATES, and most of all...icky, gross updates about people who love each other so much and crap.
Entitlement.
Nose Plugs when you're swimming.
Teenage marriage.
Speedos.
Bashing things I like. (country music)
Video games.
Doors or drawers that are left a little bit open.
Forks and knives screeching on plates.
Chalkboards.
Chipped nail polish.
Girls not being able to call a stop sign red. Or a school bus yellow. "No, it's more of a burnt red and a mustard yellow." For crying out loud, IT'S RED AND YELLOW!!!
Oldies. Mostly.
Being late.
Fast and tell a story meeting.
People dragging their feet when walking.
Putting on a wet swim suit.
Time left on the microwave.
Being on the phone with someone and they're talking to someone else.
The shower curtain left open.
Light in the room while I'm trying to sleep.
While showing someone something on the computer, they feel the need to touch the screen.
Babe.
Pet names.
Expecially.
The toilet paper roll on the wrong way.
Jeans that are too short.
Socks with sandals.
Minivan moms.

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.ashley.